30 Fun Things to do at Shoprite

 1.   Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

 2.   When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

 3.   Play with the automatic doors.

 4.   While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS    
       this junk, anyway?"

Just The Way It Is

1. Dump a drama queen - she'll make a scene for you! 2. Dump a village girl- she'll beat you up! 3. Dump a foolish girl - she'll cry day & night! 5.Dump a wife material - she'll try to win u back!

April Fool Thing

If u walk into a room and find your girlfriend and your best friend naked

You Loss me Forever!

Once I stop caring about you, if you like use HB, 2B or 3B pencil. You can never Draw back my attention!

Police Officer and The Bible Joke

Yesterday I went to the police station to certify my documents, I found a police officer reading the bible

Human Race Joke

A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’

The Arab Man Joke

An Arab enters a taxi..........Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music,