30 Fun Things to do at Shoprite

 1.   Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

 2.   When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

 3.   Play with the automatic doors.

 4.   While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS    
       this junk, anyway?"

 5.   Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

 6.   Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

 7.   As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

 8.   Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from 
       Bed and Bath.

 9.   Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

 10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Victor, to the 
       Batcave!"

 11. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

 12. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me 
       alone?"

 13. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

 14. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

 15. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying 
       a word.

 16. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

 17. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft 
       drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

 18. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 19. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 20. walk up to the attendant ask him to lead up to the casket showroom

 21. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: 
       The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you 
       loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as 
       though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 22. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of 
       your friend.

 23. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

 24. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

 25. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and billboard in the mall.

 26. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your 
       family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

 27. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of 
       massive seizure.

 28. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when 
       everyone runs over, start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little attention" Then run away 
       crying.

 29. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?"

 30. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean 
       over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't 
       go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as 
       your can.